
Child seen AND heard from makes a point:
Mamma: “Today’s our wedding anniversary, Tommy. You should stand up and drink our healths.”
Tommy, rising to the occasion: “Certainly. Father–Mother–and (pointing to himself)–the result!”
Farewell Jane Austen

A book review under discussion by the author (in hat and veil) and her publisher:
“We think Lips That Have Gone Astray the foulest novel that ever yet defiled the English tongue; and that in absolute filth its Author can give any modern French writer six and beat him hollow!” The Parthenon Press
Author points to review, which has been quoted in publisher’s advertisement for the novel:“And pray, Mr. Shardson, what do you mean by inserting this hideous notice?
Publisher: “You must remember that we have paid you a large price for your book–and brought it out at great expense–and we naturally wish to sell it!”
An Englishman’s home is his castle…..

Sympathetic Visitor: Poor dear Mr. Smith, how he must suffer with all that sneezing and coughing.”
Mrs. Smith: He does, indeed; but you can’t think how it amuses the baby!”
