Mamma: “Today’s our wedding anniversary, Tommy. You should stand up and drink our healths.”
Tommy, rising to the occasion: “Certainly. Father–Mother–and (pointing to himself)–the result!”
Farewell Jane Austen
A book review under discussion by the author (in hat and veil) and her publisher:
“We think Lips That Have Gone Astray the foulest novel that ever yet defiled the English tongue; and that in absolute filth its Author can give any modern French writer six and beat him hollow!”The ParthenonPress
Author points to review, which has been quoted in publisher’s advertisement for the novel:“And pray, Mr. Shardson, what do you mean by inserting this hideous notice?
Publisher: “You must remember that we have paid you a large price for your book–and brought it out at great expense–and we naturally wish to sell it!”
An Englishman’s home is his castle…..
Sympathetic Visitor: Poor dear Mr. Smith, how he must suffer with all that sneezing and coughing.”
Mrs. Smith: He does, indeed; but you can’t think how it amuses the baby!”
ComingThis Spring from Propertius Press* and Susanne Dutton
Sherlock Holmes and the Remaining Improbable
The Game is not afoot. The Better-Every-Day world of 1895 is gone, even hard to recall, as WWI ends. Holmes fills out entry papers at a rundown psychiatric clinic on the Normandy coast. Now that the law declares his cocaine use illegal, he aims to quit entirely. Confronted by a question as to his “treatment goal,” he hesitates, aware that his real goal far exceeds the capacity of any clinic. Holmes’ scribbled response, never before encountered by his long-experienced doctor, soon churns interlocking mystery and desperate action into the lives of enemies and friends both.